News to Me at 1:43

1. Officials Investigate Buttocks Shooting.
2. Checklin Vaifale, 35, passed himself off as a psychology professor at the University of Oregon for over a year. Previously, Vaifale had passed himself off as a student and Hawaiian dancer at the same university.
3. First amendment put to the test by 2 female students from Winona High that (heart) their vaginas.
4. Fish and visitors tasored in fifteen days.
5. You think you've had bad hair days... ever threaten the hairstylist at gunpoint?