2005-04-04

Another Penis Post

A Romanian man, who is married and has two children, had a one night stand with another woman. He fell asleep during sex. The woman was irked.

When he awoke, his wedding ring was jammed onto his member in a painful and embarrassing lesson in fidelity. Doctors say the man will recover. Well, physically.

The talkative doctors were also happy to report on another instance of penis placement gone awry.

One man came to hospital with his penis stuck in a cola bottle.

"He looked like a very respectable person. We managed to remove the bottle without harming his sexual organ," a urologist told Opinia Oltenien newspaper.

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