2005-04-05

Tossed Salad

300 hundred kids are kicked out of a California school when the broke school system decides to kick out the kids whose parents don't live in the district.

Jane Fonda is selling her tell all book in which she derides herself and Ted Turner. No matter who it is, nobody railing on anybody deserves money for doing it. But this is America. She'll make a mint.

A hapless Chinese food delivery man, Ming Kung Chen, 35, was stuck in an elevator for three freaking days.

Police in Michigan are hunting down a group of "menacing" turkeys.

It is a balmy 71 degrees here and I am heading outside.

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