This struck me a guffaw worthy. Billy Bob Thornton claims having sex with Angelina Jolie "is like fucking the couch." Ummmm, why don't I believe Billy Bob? Oh, and a recent poll states that 'stars' make bad roll models. That's an 8.5 on the Duh! scale.
Billy West, the voice of Phillip Fry and Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama, slams and dunks celebrities that get paid up the yin yang for shoddy voice over work when the real talent behind the 'toons gets shafted.
My fellow Americans, did you know that 3 percent charge on your phone bill is there to fund the Spanish-American war?
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Can't say that I've ever done it with the couch.
Except Billy Bob doesn't actually say that....
Although he stopped short of mentioning Jolie by name, he told Esquire magazine: 'Sometimes with the model, the actress or the sexiest person in the world, it may literally be like ****ing the couch.'
He may be referring to any number of models or actresses that he's boinked.
I'm humping my couch right now, and I have to say it does feel a lot like having sex with Angelina Jolie.
It is making it hard to type, though.
And it's seriously freaky the first time you see a couch having an orgasm.
Unless it was faking.
“it may literally be like ****ing the couch”
Am I the only one who’s worried that he’s using the word ‘literally’ in that sentence? It’s not like he’s figuratively making sweet love to the couch, it’s a full-on God-for-biscuits blow-by-blow equivalent to sexually abusing your soft furnishings.
Someone needs to get out more, methinks.
Is she drinking from a shampoo bottle?
Well, yeah, but no mention of what's in the bottle.
Fermented Gatorade.
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