Since I was a kid, toothpaste was always toothpaste flavored. When I hit my twenties, it got minty, fresh, la de da.
Now, we've moved into lemon
(which I kind of understand), banana 
(which is disgusting), bubblegum 
(for the kids ostensibly) and the newly discovered and very gross chocolate. 
You brush your teeth, two minutes, twice a day. Are we such spoiled, decadent vice ridden children that we need chocolate toothpaste - for adults? What's next, cigarette flavored toothpaste? Scotch flavored toothpaste?
4 comments:
Cigarette-flavored toothpaste?! I can't wait! You have all the best ideas, Jen.
Scotch toothpaste - great, another item requiring me to rip out my ID when they KNOW I'm old enough.
And yet, you don't need an ID to scorch your mouth with Listerine or chug a cap full of Nyquil.
Hmmmmmm....
I have always 'cleaned' my teeth with Scotch anyhow, on the reasoning that(strong)alcohol was good at cleaning stuff. Should I be worried?
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