Once upon a yesterday in far off Luebeck, Germany, Udo Ried, 41, dropped a bread knife.
Down, down, down fell the knife then SHLUNK!
Udo looked down.
OOPS!
Udo had sliced off his second toe.
Udo hopped to the bathroom.
Hop, drip, hop, drip, hop, drip.
Bandage in hand and on foot, Udo hopped back to the kitchen.
Hop, hop, hop.
Udo got to the kitchen when AH!
Udo's cat, Udo's toe in his mouth, ran from the kitchen and out into the garden.
The toe was never seen again.
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