2005-06-03

Oh, this is just pathetic

Your Deadly Sins

Sloth: 80%
Pride: 20%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Lust: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die while sleeping - and no one will notice.

4 comments:

Russel said...

So how come of everyone taking this test has far less chance of going to hell than me? I'm at 40% for goodness sakes... I'm a good person... Then again, the Rev Pat Robertson did say all Scots were sinners right before the Bank of Scotland pulled out of their deal with him...

Jen Jordan said...

We're all sinners. And I don't Heaven and Hell are reliant upon repentence. Do evil and repent and you're in? NO.

Do your best by other humans and the world. Know you and other humams and the world will fuck up.

Sigh, rage, write a bad poem, then move on. Look at Nature and the human face during orgasm and know that God has a sense of humor.

Russel, if you're going to Hell and the Rev. Roberston is going to Heaven, I would much rather be in Hell with you.

Jim, I've always had a strange feeling that we're already in Purgatory.

Wayne Smallman said...

“If the gods listened to the prayers of men, all humankind would quickly perish since they constantly pray for many evils to befall one another.”
~ Epicurus

Jen Jordan said...

Too true. I have cursed the gemitals of many a driver that cut me off on the road.