2005-06-16

"Relocate them or let me eat them"

Larry and Billy Bob Gaynor needed a break from the hustle and bustle of Dunbar West Viriginia and headed out to fish neat Summit Lake. Around 9 p.m., while the Gaynor brothers nestled in their tent, they heard a noise outside.

What to their wondering eyes should appear but a bear, mouth clamped down on their cooler. It set to dragging it 30 yards into the woods where the bear flung it against a tree, scattering Coors Light like rice after a wedding.

"He only drank three cans," Larry he said. "He would've drank all of them if it would've been Budweiser."

Billy Bob said the bear ate all of their food and they were forced to return to Dunbar the next day.

"Either relocate them or let me eat them," he said.

3 comments:

Wayne Smallman said...

Why the hell should the bears be re-located?

If they don't want bears eating all their scran, why don't they go somewhere else?

You can't turn the whole world into a bloody adventure playground...

Jen Jordan said...

Noting the 'bear relocated or eaten' idea came from a Billy Bob, I think we can safely assume NO ONE would take the concept seriously except a Billy Joe Bob.

Wayne Smallman said...

I don't know too much about the whole outward bounds thing, but what I do know is that you don't go leaving your food laying around.

Idiots...