2005-02-21

Call it in, guys.

I can't believe there is another story like this. But, damn, guys, be careful. When you break up with someone, for God's sake, keep your pants on.

"Police in Alaska say a woman was upset about an impending break-up with her boyfriend. At some point they decided to have sex and the man agreed to have his arms tied above their bed. She then cut off his penis and flushed it down a toilet. After the attack, police say the woman untied the man and drove him to the hospital. Utility workers recovered the severed body part and surgeons reattached it.

Officers arriving later at the couple's home found the woman cleaning up the bloody scene."

Honestly, I don't seek these stories out. But why are there so many?

Agh!

2 comments:

Wayne Smallman said...

That is just so bloody typical of a woman!

I mean, really .. slicing off his mutton dagger and then being tidy enough to first, flush it down the toilet, then clean up the mess.

Plus, being truly noncommittal, she scoots him off to the hospital, hoping that will curry favour with him.

Bet she bought him a card, some grapes -- not a banana, for obvious reasons -- ad some orange juice, as well.

Very disappointing...

Dave White said...

He still gets more action than I do.