2005-02-22

Naked News

Albert Tasker, a prosecutor in the Florida Keys, was feeling frolicsome after consumption of a legal intoxicant. Tasker had a dim bulb idea that getting naked and running to a friend's car in the parking lot of a Key West motel would be amusing.

But, unfortunately, Taker got into the back of the wrong car.

Police later found him running around the parking lot, still naked. He has been placed on administrative leave and faced charges of disorderly intoxication and indecent exposure.

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A man, as of yet unidentified, drew police attention when he stood in the middle of a Philly street and screamed then ran about in the newly fallen snow. When the police approached, the man shed a robe he was wearing, bit a female officer on the arm then climbed into the cop car and put the petal to the metal. After a few blocks, he crashed, bringing yet another odd naked debacle to an

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