2005-02-13

Snow Man

In Glen Aubrey, New York, drivers were a bit distracted this last week as they drove down a rural road just north of Binghamton. Why?

A six foot tall snow sculpture of male genitals.

Beyond being wildly out of proportion, the sculpture was deemed everything from chuckle inducing to offensive. And, because this is America, the sculpture was soon visited by a deputy.

The mother of the team of brothers that created this icy homage to masculinity said that she would have her sons take care of dis-erecting it.

2 comments:

Wayne Smallman said...

There's nothing more frightening than the prospect of a upstanding member of law taking down your particulars...

Jen Jordan said...

As they melt.