2005-02-15

False Phallis-Sizing

A New Jersey man, name not disclosed for some reason, has filed a false advertising lawsuit against a maker of herbal penis enlargement pills, alleging the medicine does not fulfill its promises.

Two similar cases, filed last year in Colorado and Ohio, accuse manufacturers of herbal dietary supplements, VigRx and Enzyte, of falsely claiming to be able to add substantial length and girth to a man's penis.

Yes, strangely pills that claim to make boobs and penises bigger/bellies and thighs smaller don't work. I wouldn't want my name out there either. Can you imagine the neighbors?

"So, Bob, I hear those Penis Edifyer pills didn't work! Ya try prayin?"

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