2005-03-14

Another Injured Penis

Ya gotta love rugby.

When the Hurricanes beat the beloved Sharks, sixteen fans in South Africa just couldn't take the pressure. They were quickly corralled at a drunk driving road black.

Forty of the furious fans were served with tickets for various speeding offences, like speeding and speeding.

Four of them, staggered by the lose of another game, were charged with possession of drugs.

And one of them is in hospital.

Yes, that's the one you want to read about.

Doctors had to repair the damage from a bullet that's trajectory took it right through his penis and out one of his of his buttocks

The man with the very sore penis was being searched for drugs when the genius idea of running away occurred to him.

Oddly, the police ran after him. When the man turned around, allegedly with a gun in his hand, his penis was in peril.

"He pulled the trigger, but it was jammed," said Supt Glen Nayagar. "It was too late because the policeman returned the fire and the bullet penetrated his penis and came out of his buttocks."

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