What do you get for the person that has everything - except steady sex? The new brand spankin' hi-tech remote kit!! It contains: a computer board, headphones and a microphone for naughty communication online.
"So what?" you say, as did I. Get this. Everything is complete with a vibrator or a vagina (depending on user's sex, a-hem) and these gadgets are connected to personal computers through the computer boards.
If one follows instructions one's long distance lover (almost had a bad song in my head - Oh, Damn! It's there) can control one's gadget and talk to recipient via the microphone.
The screen menu offers a variety of choices: vigorous movements or tender vibrations of a dildo, a strong or a delicate grip of a vagina.
In other sex related mews, I mean, news, an as yet unnamed porn actress was giving out autographs, and a little more I hasten to add, at an adult video (don't they have DVD's yet, for Odin's sake?) in Peabody, Massachusetts when the cops made a surprise appearance. It seems signing autographs in the nude is against the law.
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