Skunk on his Junk

Carol Infalt's got a dire call at work. Her husband, David, was in the hospital. The reason? Familt pet, skunk Ozzie, bit David when David rough housed with him. David was holding Ozzie on hos lap at the time and Ozzie bit the closest flesh available. david's penis.

"They told me where he got bit. I had to come and pick him up," she said.

She's not trying to add insult to unspeakable injury, but she blames her husband and not Ozzie for this one.

Several stitches later, Dan's is fine except for the realization that he'll forever be known as the guy with a skunk on his junk.

"He always wanted to be famous. Maybe now he will be. He was hoping to do it more through hunting," Carol said.