I should mention

I saw a robin, harbinger of spring, yesterday.

I stopped the truck, rolled down the window and said, "Dude! What the hell are you doing here? It's going to snow like it's Siberia on Thursday. Ya dumbass!"

Said robin looked up briefly from pecking at the frozen ground for frozen worms and flipped me the bird.

"It's your ass, birdbrain!"

Just trying to help out, feathered fuckwit. The attitude on that bird. Geez!

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