"If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either."

Dick Cavett starts us off on our celebration of all things dumb.

You can visit Dumb Laws, Dumb Crooks, Dumb Facts* and if you're bored, play Dumb: The Game

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It’s only the people who make them unsafe."

- Mayor Frank Rizzo

Know some dumb people with dumb birthdays coming up? Visit Stupid.com for some dumb gifts!

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness."

-Alicia Silverstone

The Guardian even has a quiz devoted to the subject. Find out: How Dumb are You?

"I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

- Miss Alabama 1994

Visit the Museum of Dumb Highway Design.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them."

- George W. Bush

"If we’re not supposed to eat animals, how come they’re made out of meat?"

- Tom Snyder

And now, some dumb things Yogi (The King of Dumb Quotes) Berra said:

"Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do."

"Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours."

"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."

"Congratulations on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken."

*The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the United States. And did you know that like finger prints, everyone’s tongue print is different?


Jon The Crime Spree Guy said...

"If we’re not supposed to eat animals, how come they’re made out of meat?"

This si not dumb. It's the truth!

Jennifer Jordan said...

Techinically, human beings are then 'meat.' Your cat is then meat. Weasels are then meat.

And, dammit, I will not eat weasel!