"It wasn't until study hall ended that Skufka discovered he was hopelessly jammed in the chair."

Principal Johnny Skinner chuckled, "It happens like clockwork every time a new Star Wars film is released. After Attack of the Clones came out, we had 16 kids lined up in nursing with minor lacerations from yard-stick light sabers, blackboard chalk blasters and spitball ion cannons. Mrs. Johnson took an ion blast right in the rear-end. Damn kids were calling her a Womprat!"

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