Spent a beautiful day outside, working, working, working. I am filthy and my hands are torn to shit - a manicurists nightmare.
Satisfied with my days efforts, I headed in. Took off my mud covered shoes. Washed up.
Decided to visit Mama Sookie and her brood. They're cute as hell right now. Just learning to walk, they take two or three steps and fall - except for Finney McFatty who has such a vast gut that he still swims instead of walking.
Sookie took a little bathroom break and began digging for China.
I continued watching the kids wrestle and walk into things.
I looked up just in time to see diarrhea come shooting out of Sookie's ass straight at my face. Kind of slow motion like on the Six Million Dollar Man. I could even imagine the cheesy sound effects as the liquid shit flew. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do right in my eye.
Visiting time was over.
Shower time had just begun.