This is sadly accurate.

You're Jack Burton.
The Pork Chop Express.

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John R. said...


But then my excessive knowledge of B-movies (and how dare they refer to 'Big Trouble...' and 'Evil Dead' as "B" movies???) meant I knew the answers to pick to land that result.

Cheating, or predetermination?

Jennifer Jordan said...

You, my dear JR, are a major cheaterhead. It is one of your more endearing qualities.

I question the b-movie status as well. But I have no intellectual capacity to discuss it beyond making that statement.

It's Friday.