2005-11-18

Just the facts, ham.


This is what you've been waiting for all your life:

The top thirty random facts about Chuck Norris!

Here's something you were no doubt unaware of:

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

4 comments:

Fence said...

EEeeeewwwwwww, that pic is almost worse than the one of The Hoff, you know, with the swimming togs *shudder*

Jennifer Jordan said...

It is horrible, isn't it?

The Hoff tops Chuck by sheer chest hair but Chuck does have quite the eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww factor.

G-Man said...

Few know that "Chuck Norris", is not his real name. His real name is Harold Stovetop. Realizing that the latter is not at all suitable for stardom, his mother, Winifred Stovetop, suggested he assume a stage/screen one. His dad, Bruce Lee Stovetop, preferred "Chad" or "Todd", but Winnifred knew that those choices would only bring attention to Harold's dirt and gravel features. Or so the story goes.

Jennifer Jordan said...

That is damn funny. Harold. Absolutely classic trivia!