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WHEN A BULL whale comes at you with an erect penis, it's nine feet long,” said Gregory Colbert, aiming a fork at his Caesar salad. It'’s like a torpedo. And you'd better get out of the way, fast.

I believe that there is no God.

Naked dead bodies are found every year in the dense forests north of Saint Petersburg. The bodies have no evidence of violent death.

A freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra struck a reef and sank in Lake Michigan today.

At first, Afghan immigrant Haider Sediqi, 40, paid little attention when he found the small brown pouch in the back of his car after dropping off a fare at Los Angeles airport.

A MAN sought the help of a medium after he got tired of a female ghost who wanted to have sex with him every night for the last 16 years.

The fashion industry is ignoring the changing shapes of women's bodies, a study claims today.