2005-11-18

Just the facts, ham.


This is what you've been waiting for all your life:

The top thirty random facts about Chuck Norris!

Here's something you were no doubt unaware of:

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

3 comments:

Fence said...

EEeeeewwwwwww, that pic is almost worse than the one of The Hoff, you know, with the swimming togs *shudder*

Jen Jordan said...

It is horrible, isn't it?

The Hoff tops Chuck by sheer chest hair but Chuck does have quite the eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww factor.

Jen Jordan said...

That is damn funny. Harold. Absolutely classic trivia!