Updated List of Things I Recommend Not Doing
1. Drinking a lot of hot sake, getting minimal sleep, then running through the airport to catch a plane. This is a perennial favorite thing not to do.
2. Eating dodgy sausage.
3. Passing a kidney stone. Ouch.
4. Trying to be of help to someone that asks, "Does this smell funny to you?"
5. Testing the temperature of an iron with one's finger.