This is as about as useless, amusing and as asinine a list of celebrity 'don't need to know' information that can be compiled. Once I stumbled upon it, I was eager to it share, of course.
Hollywood star BRAD PITT may scrub up well on the big screen - but in real-life he has been voted as the least hygienic star in the world.
The TROY actor, 40, has been awarded the dubious title of the world's smelliest celebrity by Swedish showbiz expert MIKAEL JAGERBRAND - after years of comments made about Pitt's inability to wash either himself or his c lothes.
On Pitt's debut film - several co-stars complained about him smelling - to which he retorted by purchasing a new $3,600 (GBP 2,000) CALVIN KLEIN shirt instead of merely taking a shower.
RUSSELL CROWE has taken second place in the poll - thanks in part to JOAN RIVERS' reference that she never sits next to him at award ceremonies for fear of inhaling his body odour.
The Top Ten Smelly Celebrities are:
1. BRAD PITT
2. RUSSELL CROWE
3. HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
4. DAVID BOWIE
5. COURTNEY COX
6. ROBIN WILLIAMS
7. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
8. CAMERON DIAZ
9. METALLICA
10. BOB DYLAN
That the entire band Metallica appears is a source of many chuckles for my late night self. Robin Williams was not a shocker, nor was Russel Crowe. How Jagerbrand compiled the list... I really don't want to know.
4 comments:
For C Agulera is it just her skankn stank
Is that a Dutch term?
Frankly, I would have thought Courtney Love would be on the list. Possibly very high on the list. Not that I've ever smelled her, mind you. Still...
Or do faded stars not count?
I was frankly surprised that more musicians in general weren't on the list. Actors tend to bath as a matter of course - muscicians; not so much.
These, of course, are all glittering generalities.
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