2005-05-12

Another for the "I'm not making this up" file

Lawmakers and urine tests. They go together like pesto and tattoos. But this unlikely pairing is made possible by ... the whizzinator.

The Whizzinator, a life-like prosthetic penis, helps illegal drug users pass urine tests. U.S. lawmakers want piss on the parade of manufacturers and have handed out subpoenas.

With the faux phallus, testers can provide a flow of clean urine "again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!" according to the Web site www.whizzinator.com.



Actor Tom Sizemore, who played a sergeant in the war movie "Saving Private Ryan," was caught using the Whizzinator to pass drug tests. He was put in jail after using a similar device and failing a drug test.



Kinda looks like a smarmy Dennis Lehane

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was amused by everything about this, but I love the tinkle spray drops what ever you want to call them, in the cartoon.

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