I turned on the radio. And quickly turned it off again.
I need to concentrate on
a.) not getting hit by idiots confused by road construction
b.) the odd, new noise the truck is making
c.) reeling off my favorite explitives at as people in tiny cars seem unable to stay in the w-i-d-e lanes provided in America.
My favorites:
fuckwit
dumbass
asshat
9 comments:
Fuckwit is a very British expletive.
Well done that woman!
asshat is one of the best words ever. i use it all the time.
I must admit dumbass holds sentimental value. That was my nickname when I grew up under the dominion of two very strong-minded and verbal older brothers.
Asshat just sounds good rolling off the tongue.
And fuckwit just sounds filthy.
There's a lot to be said for Twat [slang term for female genitalia], Gobshite [someone who talks shit; gob / mouth, shite / shit] and the venerable catch-all expletive, bollocks [male genitalia, specifically the testicles]
'Arse', said loud and with a slight rolling emphasis on the 'r' is good for me. And if I'm really riled, then 'Arseburger'.
I find fuckwad quite effective. Trying to imagine what a wad of fuck would be, yuck
For some reason I find myself referring to these people as "Shithead, Jr." They're not smart enough to be the original Shithead.
For some reason I find myself referring to these people as "Shithead, Jr." They're not smart enough to be the original Shithead.
Arseburger. Mmmmmmmmmmm........
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