I remember reading an article in a news paper some years ago about how a couple came home from holiday to find that there house had been totally destroyed.
On entering what remained of their humble abode, there's was rotting meat everywhere.
Non of this made any sense until the local farmer ambled by to explain that a cow of his had wandered too close to the cliff edge under which their house sat.
In another mad cow story, several Japanese fishing vessels were sank at sea by .. yes, you've guessed it, falling cows.
As it happens, a Russian cargo flight of cows was having problems in mid-air when some of their bovine passengers became restless.
Fearing for their lives as the aeroplane pitched from side to side, the crew lowered the tail of the plane and jettisoned their cargo, not aware of the aforementioned small flotilla of fishing vessels bellow...
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I remember reading an article in a news paper some years ago about how a couple came home from holiday to find that there house had been totally destroyed.
On entering what remained of their humble abode, there's was rotting meat everywhere.
Non of this made any sense until the local farmer ambled by to explain that a cow of his had wandered too close to the cliff edge under which their house sat.
In another mad cow story, several Japanese fishing vessels were sank at sea by .. yes, you've guessed it, falling cows.
As it happens, a Russian cargo flight of cows was having problems in mid-air when some of their bovine passengers became restless.
Fearing for their lives as the aeroplane pitched from side to side, the crew lowered the tail of the plane and jettisoned their cargo, not aware of the aforementioned small flotilla of fishing vessels bellow...
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