A velvet fist in an iron glove.
That is all kinds of no. That is a House of No. No, no, no.
How come he's so huge? Look how tiny the hotel is compared to him - he must really eat his porridge in the morning.
I keep trying to come up with a name for him. The last name is something Italian, no doubt.The first name... Jake? Gino? Lance?
"How come he's so huge? Look how tiny the hotel is compared to him - he must really eat his porridge in the morning."Maybe his hair is actually some coifed show gerbil and that the hotel is is actual fact a series of up-market rodent condominiums?Or it's just the fact that the camera lens has overly for-shortened the perspective...
I'm thinking he's got a touch of the Teuton about him: Hans? Wolf? Karl? Viktor?And the reason he looks so big is, of course, he's a giant. Pfft. Simple when it's spelled out, innit?
More of a worry, how does he float on the water like that? Surely he can't be... Jesus?I feel the birth of a Church of the Latter Day Mullet coming on.
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That is all kinds of no. That is a House of No. No, no, no.
How come he's so huge? Look how tiny the hotel is compared to him - he must really eat his porridge in the morning.
I keep trying to come up with a name for him. The last name is something Italian, no doubt.
The first name... Jake? Gino? Lance?
"How come he's so huge? Look how tiny the hotel is compared to him - he must really eat his porridge in the morning."
Maybe his hair is actually some coifed show gerbil and that the hotel is is actual fact a series of up-market rodent condominiums?
Or it's just the fact that the camera lens has overly for-shortened the perspective...
I'm thinking he's got a touch of the Teuton about him: Hans? Wolf? Karl? Viktor?
And the reason he looks so big is, of course, he's a giant. Pfft. Simple when it's spelled out, innit?
More of a worry, how does he float on the water like that? Surely he can't be... Jesus?
I feel the birth of a Church of the Latter Day Mullet coming on.
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