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2005-05-24

Revenge of the Stupid.

Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.
Posted by Jen Jordan at 12:35 PM
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Stuart MacBride said...

Hmmm, strong the stupidity is with these ones…

Tue May 24, 05:28:00 PM

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