2005-05-17

Penis, anyone?

Important safety tip #6, if trying to win back lost love, do not cut off penis as display of affection.

#7, do not sue for penis injury incurred years before whilst changing positions during sex. This encourages wanton snickering.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Better to limit the use of the organ to urination.

Anonymous said...

Limit the use of urination...then it is only serving half it's purpose. And having no fun at all.

Ray Banks said...

Oh, I don't know. Depends who you're urinating on.