2005-05-04

He got an Earful

Police in Johannesburg, South Africa are looking for a man.

A bad man.

A man with one ear.

The bad man made a bad choice when the man he chose to rob, robbed him back.

No, the victim was no victim.

The would be victim had his driver's window smashed in and his cell phone grabbed, then got out of his car and grabbed the bad guy. They fought. They scuffled. They wrestled. They tussled. He tore.

The bad man ran off, one ear lighter.

His ear was taken to a mortuary by the would be victim.

Police have told people to keep an eye out for a one eared man. They intend to match ear to gaping wound if such a man is found.

Perhaps, when found, he could use this:


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