...that May is National Masturbation Month. It culminates on the 28th with National Masturbation Day. Some people have already celebrated in a less then legal way. Jumpsuits, baby powder and public transportation, oh my! It seems Brits will be able to celebrate the best as they are the ones that can celebrate the longest according to a new study.
When you've tuckered yourself out with that why not move on to the ever popular hobby of sausage sculpture? Your hands should be up to the task.
And now, it's back to mopping for me! Dirt and soap scum are verboten!