2005-05-23

I bet you didn't know...

...that May is National Masturbation Month. It culminates on the 28th with National Masturbation Day. Some people have already celebrated in a less then legal way. Jumpsuits, baby powder and public transportation, oh my! It seems Brits will be able to celebrate the best as they are the ones that can celebrate the longest according to a new study.

When you've tuckered yourself out with that why not move on to the ever popular hobby of sausage sculpture? Your hands should be up to the task.

And now, it's back to mopping for me! Dirt and soap scum are verboten!

6 comments:

Dave White said...

Only this month? Man, I've been celebrating all year. hahahha

John Rickards said...

Damn you, White! Stealing my joke.

Anonymous said...

Damn you Rickards for stealing my Damn you whtei jkeo...sorry cant type. sore wrsti...

Stuart MacBride said...

And with that, the case for the prosecution was proven.

Jen Jordan said...

I hate when my wrist gets sore right in the middle of snappy repartee!

Note the gentleness of this comment.

No jokes about why the wrist is sore and what that can mean.

It must be the fumes from the cleaning products. Don't mix bleach and amonia, folks.

Dave White said...

Listen Rickards, you've stolen many of my jokes... so deal with it.