Never one to balk at voicing his opinion on anything, Ted Nugent let fly with an article that will make you love him or hate him all the more. Leave it to McSweeney's to use humor as the middle ground.Some quotes:
I think the success of The Osbournes as a TV show is an indictment of the soullessness of mankind.
If you want to get a sensual thunderbolt then you have got to be cocked, locked and ready to rock, doc. I find that whole milk and lots of Vitamin D help.
Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.
There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?
2 comments:
Ted Nugent is a festering herpe on the scrotum of humanity. "Heavy metal star"?!?!?! The nuge does not play metal, hates metal, and is incapable of playing metal. He's a four chord hack BESIDES being a right wing douchenozzle. If only he would go hunting with Cheney.
Nathan, I really do worry when you keep your feelings so bottled up. Just let the festing feelings fly free!
He wouldn't go hunting with Cheney because the VP likes his prey in a cage when he takes aim and misses.
Douchenozzle?
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