I, Human

I have gone beyond a the limit I set for myself in regards to caffeine consumption.

I have the attention span of a gnat.

I like chewing gum in a manner that produces sharp, semi-bubbles.

I tried apathy on for an hour and didn't like it.

I am static cling.

I can't wait.

1 comment:

Stuart MacBride said...

Just put the cup down and step away from the espresso machine, Jen. We don’t want anyone getting hurt…