2006-05-24

Who Let the Dog Out?

Well, I haven't had any penis news in a while so here ya go, gross first, amusing second.

67-year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati in Romania, man had his sleep disturbed by a noisy chicken. We all know what that's like. Frustrated and annoyed, he rushed out into his yard in his underwear ready to do battle.

Grabbed the chicken and he went in for the kill. Unfortunately for Mocanu, what he thought was the chicken's neck was his own penis. But wait, it gets worse.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck, Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Double ouch.

On the lighter side, Mocanu may have a place to turn in his time of trouble.

Researcher Anthony Atala, MD, director of the Institute for Regenerative Medicine at Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center, reported at this week‚’s annual meeting of the American Urological Association in Atlanta a break through of Trojann proportions.

He and his team have successfully grown a penis in their lab.

6 comments:

Steve Allan said...

Artificially grown penises in a lab. Excellent plot for a porn film.

Russel said...

How could you resist the urge for a gag about choking chickens? You restraint is far more than mind would ever be, Miss Jordan and for that I salute you!

Russel said...

Dammit, all those typos! I should proofread my comments, I really should...

Jennifer Jordan said...

Oh, c'mon, Russ-poo. It's just us girls here... typo away!

Frankly, I hadn't thought of the 'choking the chicken' thingy. My mind ran to far more disgusting things. Well, ran, dove in, swam around, then stood under an invigorating shower until squeaky clean and ready for confession.

James Lincoln Warren said...

Somehow I've always known that men could be replaced, but I never dreamed it would be so easy.

that girl said...

Am i the only one slightly disappointed by the lack of photos in the Fox news article?