How Much Do I Love Thee?

A 41-year-old Malaysian man , who chooses to remain nameless and wants to be known as blameless, argued with his wife last Friday after she found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man's 14-year-old son heard him shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair.

This is when most men would buy flowers or some expensive trinket - unless they go out with me which means its time for bad poetry or a cheesy song.

There were loud screams.

Then silence.

Then the man stepped out of his room with a bloody homage to his fidelity. His wife rushed him to hospital where he is recovering after surgery to reattach his penis.

No comments: