Don't Smurf Me Like That!

A man dressed as a smurf was arrested for threatening behaviour at an Army/Navy game at Twickenham Stadium on Saturday.

Drunk & Disorderly Smurf was arguing with a friend about the match. A 25-year-old woman sitting next to him put her arm round him and jokingly saying: "Don't be like that."

Seemingly under a spell from Gargamel, he threatened to hit her.

The woman reported him to a steward, who told police. Somehow, they were able to pick him out from the crowd and he was taken hence to the Twickenham police station. After admitting to getting into Papa Smurf's Smurfbeer, he was issued an £80 penalty for using threatening words and unSmurf-like behaviour.

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