2006-02-21

Mystery blob eating downtown L.A.

Seriously; that's the headline.

4 comments:

ben from Bleak House said...

That blob can't be big enough. Isn't there a Jessica Simpson movie it could be running roughshod over?

Jennifer Jordan said...

If you ever get the chance to look deep into Jessica's eyes, you will see that she is made of of blob. Her humanity was gone after the boob jobs. She's packing 36 C cup blobs.

b-bop said...

If I ever get the chance to look deep into Jessica's eyes they will be in a Mason jar swimming in formaldehyde.

Jennifer Jordan said...

Like little tadpoles of evil awash in your meticulous hatred.