Here's how he does it:
- First, you will need a hand puppet. You can buy them at your major toy stores such as Toys 'R Us.
- Bring your hand puppet with you to a nightclub where there are lots of single ladies.
- When you see a girl that you're attracted to, approach her and tap her on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this with your puppet, "Hi, beautiful, would you like to dance with me?" Move your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real silly voice.
- What happens next? She's going to die laughing and think that you are so funny. Plus, you will make a very favorable impression on her because women love a guy with a sense of humor. And, of course, she will most likely dance with you.
7 comments:
No wonder what I've been doing wrong all this time. Hand puppets....
The last time I mentioned my hand puppet to a woman at a bar I ended up in ICU.
Hand puppets that scream, "Panty check!" then climb up women's legs are usually not welcome at biker bars.
He keeps hooker heads in his fridge, you know.
Elmo's got a fridge?
No No No.... Hand puppets are fine.... Just don't put it on your hand, if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge
Elmo's got hooker heads in his fridge too? That image is enough to make a grown man shudder. And wouldn't finger puppets be more appropriate, Jon? Or is it just me?
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