2004-12-06

Time to Bale Out

Drug agents are investigating how a 20-pound bale of pot got mixed in with the melons delivered to the Good Shepherd Food-Bank in Auburn. A volunteer found the weed, which was neatly wrapped with packing tape. The volunteer says it was definitely bizarre. I would have been inclined to comment, 'What, no bow?'

Authorities believe the pot was loaded into the truck in Mexico. They think the smuggler either forgot about the weed, or was forced to abandon it. So far, no one has called to claim the pot. If anyone does, that quaff in and of itself is quite worthy of an entry into the stupid stoner post of the day contest.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Apparently the smuggler thought that by making tape striped,even though the tape was brown, would be a sufficiante disguse because the pot would then look like a melon.