14. My left foot
13. Genre Isolationism
12. Horny hand puppets
11. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
10. Any talk show host described as 'perky' i.e. "Perky TV host Kelly Ripa,34, knows the secret of balancing the demands of family and fun - margaritas!"
9. 'He's Just not into You'. The restraining order should have been the first clue, people.
8. Dr. Phil McGraw, who has new deal with producers of his daytime talk show cleverly called "Dr. Phil."
7. Weekly World News; especially columnist Vicki York and such articles as: How To 'flip' A Platonic Friend - and turn her into a sex machine! and Teach Your Gal's Dog To Fetch Beer. we like humor that doesn't hit us over the head like: Department Of Libel: Drew Carey Killed A Guy And Paid To Cover It Up and Archaeological Dig Uncovers
6. All of the home-redo, swap rooms, look at what the 'crazy designer lady with no credentials did to my house' shows.
5. Reality show celebrities.
4. Cat puke - cold or warm, they're equally yuck.
3. Super couples
2. The political 'are so, are so'/'am not, am not' crap pervading the news
1. Paris Hilton. Frankly, even people banning her is getting boring. So 'not hot'.
2 comments:
Jim, yeah. I think the article that Vickie York wrote about getting diamonds from dog poop and these items from the chamber of the bizarre may have convinced me that 'it isn't real':
GUY FINDS A 'FREE LUNG' COUPON IN A PACK OF CIGARETTES
An Australian smoker found the coupon of a lifetime in a pack of cigarettes -- good for one free lung.
MONKEYS TYPE SHAKESPEARE PLAY
The classic puzzle about whether an infinite number of monkeys typing for an infinite period of time would type a Shakespeare play has been answered in the affirmative.
GASSY GHOST RAISES A STINK
Visitor from nether world really lets them rip!
I thought if it was written if had to be true. I'm so disappointed in the media. How could they lie to us.
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