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2004-12-02

More Holiday Cheer!

I found this hilarious:The Ten Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time By John Scalzi
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Referred to as everything from Satanspawn to "that weird chick" to friend of all elves, Jennifer Jordan is writing and reading her way to Nirvana one word at a time. She edited the anthologies EXPLETIVE DELETED and UNCAGE ME! and is the short story/special features editor for Crimespree Magazine. She is currently hard at work breathing.
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