I Don't Understand

The British Navy has paid for a boob job for a man.

The anonymous man in his 20s had a breast reduction operation to remove saggy "man's boobs" after losing a lot of weight.The Ministry of Defence paid a total of £37,838 for cosmetic surgery treatments last year, including nose jobs and tummy tucks.

The Navy insisted the operations were carried out in military hospitals for "serious clinical reasons".

A female flasher, 37-year old Karen Bulmer of York, faces jail if she continues to strip in public. For some odd reason Bulmer kept taking her clothes off after exteneded drinking sessions. At times, she would complete the striptease in the back of police vans after annoyed neighbors called the cops. She has also been banned from purchasing alcohol in city pubs for the next two years. This begs the question - what does she look like?

Students of Britain's largest exam board, Edexcel, is offering a chance to study how to fit a bra. A certificate of excellence is offered for those that, well, excell. Michelle Wallace, head of development at Debenhams, said: "We want our staff to have a more rounded knowledge of the subject." One questions how firmly her tongue was placed in her cheek at the time of the statement.

A group of Colombian policemen seized nearly 300 voodoo dolls and adamently refused to look at them.

The policemen from Quindio said they were afraid of handling and opening the dolls in case they were really magic and something bad things could happen to them.

A police spokesman told Terra Noticias Populares: "I know that there is no such thing as witches but if they exist, then they really exist." The quesy police said that they seized the dolls from a street stall in order to protect the local people's morals.

Sir Elton John sees snow-covered Alpine mountains and is reminds him of wilder drug-fuelled days as a young musician.

"When I fly over the snow-covered Alps, all I think about is the 'snow' that I once took," he told German magazine Neon, explaining that the word snow is often used as a synonym for cocaine. The 57-year-old pop star said he took "a lot" of cocaine when he was younger. "Somebody once calculated that I spent 70 million dollars every 20 months in the 80s. What for? Amongst other things cocaine." A new definition of 'a lot' as far as I'm concerned.

A woman is selling a single cornflake on eBay. Really. Rosy Greaves, of Leeds, hopes the sale will raise money for a dog charity center. Rosy was heard to say: "After all the publicity regarding toast, tomatoes and other foods always looking like someone or something else, I decided as a joke to sell a cornflake that looks just like a cornflake" I am frankly to damn lazy to look up the actual link. Sorry. Oh, fine! Here it is: link!