2004-12-11

She's (hic) Toxic!

I'm not inclined to airing anyone's dirty laundry but,
1. It's Brit Spears
2. I love this writers utter snark
3. It's Brit Spears


Britney reportedly gets blitzed on sake or
Singer Sinks Several Sakes

Knight Ridder Newspapers
Dec. 10, 2004 05:00 PM
Red-state diva Britney Spears apparently got so blitzed on sake the other night in Las Vegas the poor girl needed help to walk out of Nobu in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, the New York Post says.

A Britney spokeswoman, dizzy from the spin job, confirmed that liquid refreshment was consumed.

But then the clever woman added Britney "may have been tipsy because she has recently lost a lot of weight and is tiny and in great shape."

Now that is public relations at its finest, folks. She was drunk because her hot body's just too petite for alcohol. It is not because she is a self-indulgent rich girl with a big entourage and a small brain.

Now, if I were Brit..no. Perish the thought.

It might be best if the blonde sinker avoided Las Vegas, alcohol and any lurking paparazzi. At least she went there already married. OK, how many people have already made that comment?



3 comments:

John Rickards said...

To be fair to her, I don't see any harm in getting hammered when you're out on the town. I mean, it's not like the rest of haven't been/aren't right now (hic).

If I'd been her PR chief bod and someone said, "Was Britney really smashed last Saturday night?!?! The Public Want to Know!" I would've said, "Of course she was. It was a Saturday night. She's in her 20s. What else should she be doing? A little young for basket-weaving classes or falling asleep with a cup of cocoa. Weren't you smashed Saturday night? Why not? What's wrong with you?"

That may be why I don't have a glittering career in PR, of course...

Jen Jordan said...

And it isn't as though she's trying to build a career on a wholesome image.

I was amused to find this story under three different news sources. Not much going on here in America. Just some chicks gettin' drunk. That's right, nothing to see here!

Jen Jordan said...

Come on, Sarah! A girl that pops that many diet pills to stay skinny is not going to ruin her figure with a baby!
And how can one party when one must change nappies?

OH - answers to both. Surrogate and nanny.