I guess I could have called this:
The I.R.S. has spoken.
Richard Hatch, he of the bare-ass Survivor win, failed to report his million dollor earnings to the I.R.S. We can only hope that he will get kicked off the island.
From the Smoking Gun:
The nudity enthusiast, 43, is also charged with filing a false return for 2001 (he allegedly did not report $321,000 paid to him by a Boston radio station). If convicted of the felony charges, Hatch could face a maximum of five years in prison for each count and could be hit with a $250,000 fine.