2005-01-14

Rivers vs. Star


Uh-oh! Hollywood's red carpets just got more crowded. It's now Joan and Melissa Rivers versus Star Jones Reynolds in the bid to interview celebrities as they walk towards their awards shows -- such as Sunday's Golden Globes.



Wouldn't it be great if they got into a huge brawl? Time to lay bets on who would win.

I'll put $10 on Reynolds by the 5th 'star'.

2 comments:

Michael said...

You know what would be awesome? If while they did the interviews, somebody was sat on a rooftop opposite with a sniper rifle trying to pick them off...and they'd have to, like, scurry back and forth and scream and stuff. That would rule.

Ray Banks said...

OR... every celebrity had to wear a giant head (a caricature of their mug) and clown shoes and had to run up the red carpet picking up soapy plastic donuts and putting them in a basket at the end. And the carpet is slippy too. And the one with the most donuts at the end of the day, they get the Oscar.