Brace yourself, Robin!

Be warned. Today is going to be the most depressing day of the year. By using a complex mathematical formula, psychologist Cliff Arnalls has calculated that misery is going to peak today.

1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA.
Where: W: Weather D: Debt d: Money due in January pay T: Time since Christmas Q: Time since failed quit attempt M: General motivational levels NA: The need to take action

For Cliff, every day's like Sunday. Every day is silent and gray.

We suggest therapy, a lot of sugar, a Swedish massage and a hug. Oh, and puppies! Lots of puppies!

C'mon, Cliff! Look! Baba's cheerful!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

We got suckers at work cuz we're special.