Things to say when you're losing a technical argument.
Things you'd love to say at work, but Can't.
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
Things geeks say when pulled over for speeding.
Things to say when BATF troops storm your house.
Things to say to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
One of the dumbest things I've heard said happened when a friend's water broke. I called at the soon-to-be dad's house and got his roommate.
When I told him my friends water broke, there was a loooooonnnnggggg pause. Then, "Well, um, do you need me to call a plumber?"
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